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Hiking Puns To Give You LOLs On The Trail

Hill-o, Hikers! Wood you like to be punny on your next hike?

We’ve set out to find some of the purist hiking puns a-ground.

We flip-flopped on which ones had the most swag and sure hope hill-arity ensues.

So, tank up. Let’s hit the trail.

hiking hill
  • Hiking: climb and punishment.
  • Hiking changes my altitude.
  • May the forest be with you.
  • Hiking gives me bliss-ters.
catch terrain
  • Hiking rocks!
  • Hiking makes me boulder.
  • Been around the rock.
  • Don’t take this for granite.
tree your mind
  • Give me treedom and give me breath.
  • Feeling pine.
  • Kickin’ it with my birches.
  • Hiking is oak-ay.
  • Sometimes hiking’s a pine in the ass.
leaf your troubles
  • Hiking is unbeleafable.
  • Hiking is such a re-leaf.
  • I love hiking! All my buds are there!

Hike and Trail Puns

take a hike
  • Hiking trails aren’t funny. They’re hill areas.
  • Plateaus: the highest form of flattearthy.
  • Follow your streams.
  • I used to hike by the river, but now I prefer something less mainstream.
  • Come hill or high water.
  • My hiking partner and I are sole mates.
  • I fernly believe hiking is good for the soul.

Witty Hiking Puns

  • Arsonist hikers are trailblazers.
  • Crazy hikers favorite trails are psychopaths.
  • This trail was too easy. It peaked early and was all downhill from there.
  • The mountain trail was marked as difficult, but I got over it.

Funny Punny Hiking Jokes

Q: What did the hikers say when they spotted a deer with no eyes?

A: No-eye deer.

Q: Where do hikers go to the bathroom?

A: The facili-trees.

Q: What did the last hiker say to the others in his party?

A: Don’t worry. Just trailing behind.

Q: What do you call a hiker’s playlist?

A: A trail mix.

Q: Why does the same hiker always walk in front?

A: That’s the point.

Q: What’s the point?

A: The hiker who walks in front.

Q: But why does the same hiker always walk in front?

A: That’s the point.

Q: What’s the point?

A: The hiker who walks in front…

Well, will these do in a bench, or did we totally bomber?


We’re not trying to be knobs.

If you hated them, please don’t LASH out at us.

We trust they’ll leave no trace.

Just getting started with hiking? Check out our beginners guide – Getting Started with Hiking (Beginners Hiking Guide).

Need some motivation to hit the trails? Check out Inspirational Hiking Quotes.

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